Here are some really
LAME jokes. yeah.
Q: A plane juz crushed on a borderline of 2 countries. yeah. where were the survivors buried?
(wait for the dumb guy, unless he is really smart, to ponder...he will give u crap, till he give up.)
A: c'mon, when did survivors ever get buried? -.-'''
(told u, its stupid. there's more)
Q: I have 4 teacups. 4. and i also have 13 sugarcubes. i wanna place ALL the sugarcubes in the 4 teacups. and the number of sugarcubes in each teacup must be ODD. each cup muz have at least ONE sugarcube. you cant do anything to the cups or sugarcubes like breaking the cube in half...blablabla...How am i suppose to do that? (it may sound impossible, but nothing is impossible.)
(he will think it's impossible, but tell him it isnt.)
A: place 1 cube in the 1st cup. another one cube in the 2nd. and another one more in the 3rd cup. place the remaining 10 cubes in the last cup. (he will say: hey! 10 isnt odd!) u reply: who would put 10 sugarcubes in his tea?
odd isnt it?
(i'm very sure u would wanna punch we now...)
